My Give-a-Damn is Broken

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spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
serbian:
every word has 14 different endings here have 3 different genders with all their respective plurals with 14 more endings for each gender oh and by the way verbs, numbers, adjectives and almost everything else has 12 different endings have fucking fun

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france:
ten
france:
twenty
france:
thirty
france:
forty
france:
fifty
france:
sixty
france:
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sixty ten
world:
france what are you do—
france:
four twenties
world:
france stop it
france:
four twenties ten
world:
france that doesn't even make any sense
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world:
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world:
france:
hundred.